Follow ur dreams

lokilaufeystark: pipintook: sirhiddle: #Now You’re Just Some...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:01:36 +0200

pipintook:

sirhiddle:

#Now You’re Just Some Brother That I Used To Know

#but you didn’t hAVE TO LOOOCK ME UUUUUUP

i read it in the right rhythm jesusfuck i’m peeing

janecrocker: IT WASN’T FUNNY BUT THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:01:16 +0200

janecrocker:

IT WASN’T FUNNY BUT THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

iwishthedoctorwerereal: buttinspectorkirby: steeevers: hinsabb...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:50:13 +0200

iwishthedoctorwerereal:

buttinspectorkirby:

steeevers:

hinsabbies:

consulting-cannibal:

i wasn’t sure how to thank all of the new followers i got so i made you a transparent dean in gym shorts for your dash i hope that’s acceptable

if you put him in compromising positions feel free to show me

this is more then acceptable

bakagami: #that’s it #that’s the show

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:48:46 +0200

bakagami:

#that’s it #that’s the show

bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: strawberriesandjan...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:47:46 +0200

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

sweetestar: I blame aominecchisdick for making me draw this...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:42:53 +0200

sweetestar:

I blame aominecchisdick for making me draw this idea.

original [x]

Omg, isnt this from a movie?! WHAT MOVIE IS IT FROM?!

imgonnariverdance: IT ALL STARTED FROM AND NOW I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:11:17 +0200

imgonnariverdance:

IT ALL STARTED FROM

AND NOW

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE

Photo

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:40:29 +0200

sugar-neko: sugar-neko: Sugar-neko’s giveaway! Hello my...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:16:43 +0200

sugar-neko:

sugar-neko:

Sugar-neko’s giveaway!

Hello my sweetest followers ;u; so I reached 1000 followers on 21.3 and I promised to have giveaway ^w^ I’m so excited, this is my first giveaway.

Rules (●´∀｀●)

This is only for my followers, so must be following me~ I’ll check

You can reblog as many times as you want and likes will also count

Give away will end May 31st

I will choose a winner the next morning.

Please make sure your ask box is open! If I can not reach you I will pick another winner!

If I do not hear back from the winner within 24 hours I will chose a new one.

Prizes (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

WINNER CAN CHOOSE TWO (2) OF THESE + and maybe 1 SURPRISE GIFT
I’ll buy them from ebay and straight to you so you’ll have them one by one~

- Rilakkuma cellphone strap

- Strawberry purse

- Melody cherry earrings

- Kitty glasses

- Bow ring

- Skeleton leggins

- Spiky hairband

Have fun! And good luck! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

PLEASE DON’T REMOVE TEXTS

Little more than month left ^∀^

rhydonmyhardon: i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:21:04 +0200

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

askthatsexy2pamerican: ask-le-sexy-france: askthatsexy2pamerica...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:19:38 +0200

askthatsexy2pamerican:

ask-le-sexy-france:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner!

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~

Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!

Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*

teenshota: if there is one piece of writing that survives into...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:17:03 +0200

teenshota:

if there is one piece of writing that survives into 3209 i hope this is it

psychoticdanishes: Stay away from Kirkland Signature pistachio...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:14:38 +0200

psychoticdanishes:

Stay away from Kirkland Signature pistachio nuts! In one of the nuts, which you can buy at costco, I found a maggot about the same size as a thumb nail. Not only is this revolting, but if swallowed without being killed they could start a process called myiasis, otherwise known as the eating of human/animal flesh. Please spread the word